Hip-Hop Rumors: G-Unit, Ras Kass, Buffie & Paul Wall!

RAS KASS, G-UNIT = AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE?

I heard many moons ago that Ras Kass was going to sign with G-Unit. That notion quickly became one of the many discarded and ignored B.S. rumors I get on a day to day basis. But I look on AHH’s flicks page and what do I see? Ras Kass chilling with Lloyd Banks and G-Unit at the young moneymaker’s birthday party. Now, they have me thinking. Is Ras going to The Unit? That would be an epic signing as it was when Ras first signed back in the day. Wow! Ras, give me another “Nature of the Threat” please! (PS: Look at Sha Money XL in the back - hahahaah!)

BUFFIE THE MOVIE STAR

Buffie The Body has a DVD about to come out, that shows off her ass-ets and boasts her interviewing a gang of people like stars and stuff And, the girl over at Crunk and Disorderly revealed more details about the Buffie movie I told you about a few days ago. I find it hilarious that Buff is playing a college student. Not that she isn’t smart, but no college students looked like strippers when I was in school. Well, the movie is called “Tyrone” (a clear play on Erykah’s song) and it also features a real pimp named Pimpin’ Ken (watch him Buffie!) and Reynaldo Rey (him too!), the redhead comic kingpin. Check it.

JIGSAW’S QUICKIES

Jigsaw, one of AHH’s founders, told me that he saw Tony Yayo strolling up 34th street in Manhattan. Yayo was smoking a cig, no security, and had obviously lost quite a bit of weight. Walking around New York City will do that for a person. Oh, and in the same day, he also said that he and AHH’s Steve Raze had the pleasure of meeting actress Eva Mendes, who they also saw shopping in Manhattan. For those that don’t know, Eva co-starred with Will Smith in “Hitch,” a blockbuster movie. Jig said she’s as good-looking as advertised and I hate him for seeing it first hand.

PAUL, I NEED MY GRILL!

Lord have mercy. Paul Wall has made a set of grillz for Brook Hogan, the daughter of Hulk Hogan and aspiring wigga. Next up, Paris Hilton! Warning – the official death of grillz is upon us. So, Paul, I need to know what’s good before it’s too late! Speaking of the death of grillz – read the interview with Mike Jones, who admits that they are getting played out and fesses up to leaving Swishahouse!

QUICKIES

Word is Barbara Walters and incoming “View” host Rosie O’Donnell are trying to get Star Jones kicked off the daytime show! That’s some serious hate. “Backstabbers, yea my so-called friends,” said EPMD! They weren’t trying this when she was bigger, but now that’s she’s all skinny, they wanna bully her!

Brit Spears has confirmed that she is pregnant with her second baby. Close the book on that one and call it a career.

R.Kelly’s had his share of issues with child porn, but I heard a new female named Rebecca, who hails from Chicago’s Southside, has eased his pain. She’s reportedly been on tour with the “R” and is the new female in his life. Don't know that this is true-just gossip!

You know that Janet deaded that single “Weekend,” right? Well, I heard he song with Khia is going to be the official new single. Wow! From ashy to classy!

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