I start today off with the Ill Pics! I'm not sure who this brother is, but he's Wu Tang for life - literally! He's got a facial tat that trumps Mike Tyson. Rumors below this image!
AKON’S GOT REAL FANS!
Mario hit me with a rumor about Akon. So, I heard Akon was in Jamaica for Summer Sizzle, Beenie Man’s extravaganza show. I heard he ripped it, but he reportedly lost his cell in the crowd. It was probably all those honeys yanking on his pants. No biggie, right? So Mario tells me that when he gets to the Jamaican airport, Akon concludes that he’s also lost his passport. So, I heard the brothers and sisters of Jamaica searched the whole Summer Sizzle venue and found it for Akon. Somebody traveled over 50 miles to the airport so Akon could catch his flight. That’s real. In related rumors, reggae artist Tanya Stephens is suing Lil’ Kim, but I heard the pair are coming close to resolving the matter out of court.
ICE-T WANTS TO JOIN ULTIMATE FIGHTING?
Ice-T has always been one tough S.O.B. No disrespect to his mother, but I heard Ice-T is considering a career change. The rapper is a longtime martial arts enthusiast and is looking to get into Ultimate Fighting. Ice, who is well into his 40’s, reportedly said that his specialty would be submissions moves like Suge Knight. Anyway, I also heard that Ice is willing to use Nelly has his sparring partner, if Nelly is down. "I'd kick Nelly's a**! He ain't nowhere near the top of the food chain. There are some bad cats out there like Freddie Foxxx and King Sun. Nelly's a little guy and he'd get stomped,” Ice reportedly said. Now, I don’t know about Ice, but the Nelly I know isn’t a chump like that. But, um…Freddie Foxxx and King Sun will make most cats back down. I just told you about Sun and Foxxx, he’s got some stuff on the way. I can’t even begin to tell you!
OUCH! NEW ORLEANS RAPPER SOCKS A DJ!?
I heard that a certain New Orleans rapper was chilling at Diamond's Cabaret, a strip club in Miami. He was there to have fun and check out some babes, but ended up getting into the mix with some DJ. Now, when there is a star in the house, it is customary for a him to play the music of the artist in the house. Well, apparently this DJ didn’t know that rule of the rapper wasn’t feeling the love. Well the DJ was doing his thing, but wasn’t playing enough of the rapper’s music. The rapper and a few of his cohorts ran up on the DJ and gave him a black eye. The owner of Diamond's jumped in it trying to keep the peace and did so for a while. Shout out to Big Lip Bandit and Supa Cindy on the 99 Jamz morning show! Now, I heard the club owner did all kinds of damage control and even went on the radio. But, there was a kink in the plan. I heard the DJ’s mother called in the station stated that they were going to file a police report and were going to press charges. This ain’t over.
PETA, STOP F’N WITH BEYONCE!
This isn’t a rumor, but I have to step in here! These PETA people continually mess with Beyonce. Well, if they don’t stop, I’m going to randomly kick a dog or something. Anyway, this time they object to her use of alligators on her album artwork. “As a specialist in reptile biology and welfare I’m concerned about your posing with a terrified baby alligator for your new album cover,” British biologist Clifford Warwick wrote to Knowles on behalf of PETA. “Humans and alligators are not natural bedfellows, and the two should not mix at events such as photo-shoots. In my view, doing so is arguably abusive to an animal.” GET A LIFE!
CHRISTINA EXPLAINS!!!!!!
I’m telling you all. I like this Christina Milian girl. Anyway, she explained on her myspace page why she was auctioning off her stuff on ebay. Check it out:
"The money from the sales will be going to various charities. My mother and I find this a much easier way to have a clear out because in the past we have not been able to donate certain pieces because they are not age appropriate for most charities we donate to or they are stage costumes."
QUICKIES
Rumor has it, Chicago rapper Vakill and Grand Daddy IU are going to be recording an album together. That’s interesting.
Nas recently sent a jab at 50 Cent at a recent performance with Ludacris during the VMA’s in New York. So Nas rocks "Made You Look," but he substituted the word “5-0” with 5, he said, “This ain't Fifty, y’all know its Nas, yo.” Big shout out to my homey Freezefiya for the information. That was just a lil’ jab, but a jab nonetheless.
Congrats to Joell Ortiz for signing to Aftermath. I put the hints out there earlier, but I didn’t want to spoil the surprise! Dr. Dre is a very wise man.
People that don’t know yet, The Game has released yet another dis track to G-Unit, “100 Bars (The Funeral)” I don’t know, something like that. I haven’t heard it though.
Who saw The Roots on Jimmy Kimmel? Their album, Game Theory, is great! It has nothing to do with G-Unit either! I have to say, I wish Malik B was there instead of Black Thought doing his part. I’ll leave it alone.
Rumor has it, Keyshia recently got “Mrs. Jenkins” tattooed on her body. Do you know what this means? Talk to me.
ILL VIDS
Here is the video of Most Def getting arrested in New York as he performed “Katrina Clap” in front of the VMAs. Its fast – don’t blink!
And, here is the video or “Katrina Clap,” which I have to admit is very daring and rebellious. We need more challenges to authority.
